Seal the Border

With our president boldly sending 6000 National Guardians to defend our borders against a Mexican invasion, one is left to ponder, does Mexico then present an immanent threat to our security? And if Saddam can be called a weapon of mass destruction (as our brave president did), then cannot the millions of Mexican's poised to dash across the border be called weapons of mass destruction? And if so, does this not then justify regime change in Mexico, through military intervention?

Let us bring democracy to Mexico. Surely they will welcome us as liberators. That they are all trying to come to the US is proof enough, is it not? They will welcome us as liberators and the captured tequilla stills will pay for the entire thing.